What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

What factors contributed to The Beatles' bitterness?

Me : Sure.

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Just sitting at home with this huge cock. Who can take care of it for me?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

My boss called me on a Saturday to let me know he that due to financial reasons, I was no longer needed effective immediatley. 3 days later, he sends me a text asking about work issues. How do I respond?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Why do narcissists avoid talking about the real issues?

He : Tea ?

Me : I don't drink

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Who is Meghan Markle and why is she so controversial on the Internet?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

What are the most shocking facts about the Bollywood industry?

Me : Thank you.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : So, are you seeing someone?

My son is possessed, now he has psychosis. Can someone help me?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

What baseball stories from the early days of the sport seem too bizarre to be true?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : I'm 24.

Do you even realise that NASA could've hid or bury every single piece of evidence for a flat-earth and exaggerate their evidence? Have you ever question materialist scientific narratives?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

What are your controversial and hot takes on Naruto?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : Because it's month of August.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : No

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!